friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?
me: i don’t have money
friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay
someone somewhere is meeting the love of their life right now and that’s pretty cool
don’t trust college kids. I threw a party w plenty of food/drinks shit even weed and I wake up and you know what’s missing? my pineapple. who went to the back of my fridge and said imma take all this pineapple. damn son. take the free alcohol not my pineapple man…
you’re gonna miss me when i’m gone
i do not care about highschool or getting involved or making memories i want to pass my classes and get the fuck out
find the turtle